Was talking to pastor Rodney from the Assembly of God church in Inola, OK last night about a difficult situation, and he said:
God can jerk you outta any trouble, if you can stand the jerk!
Cracked me up! If you know Oklahoma culture, and have met a few cowboys, oil men, veterans, or construction men, you should appreciate the humor.
For your edification, here are a couple of articles I wrote some time ago, that you might like:
https://chrisaomministries.wordpress.com/2014/11/12/manhood-a-bit-of-redneck-righteousness/
https://chrisaomministries.wordpress.com/2014/12/03/no-bull/
https://chrisaomministries.wordpress.com/2014/04/18/discussing-cussing/